So three hours of interviews with four different professors, all of whom completely kick ass in their field? Oh sweet badgering Christ, I was screwed.
So, train tickets booked, thermos flask full of life-giving (i.e. fucking strong) coffee packed but no Leatherman multitool this time (I didn't deem it appropriate), I headed up norf to almost certain doom and intellectual embarassment.
I had a nervous start:
Over lunch it transpired that they were all mathematicians from Cambridge in a previous life, so they all told me how hard all my exams were going to be. Thanks guys.
Also, free lunch ftw! |
Maths-free introduction to the solar dynamo here if you're interested. |
Here's a picture of a (quite small) mass ejection with the earth next to it for scale.
Or, as I like to think of it:
If one of these things is coming towards earth, at this point you should thank your lucky stars (geddit?!?!) that the earth has a magnetic field too to deflect the bugger:
This is where the aurora comes from btw. |
Anyway, the interviews went on. (Heck, I'm good at getting side-tracked.)
So the core of the earth is a solid sphere of iron right. New theory out is that it's continually melting on one side and crystalising on the other, with the effect that it's continually moving sideways. Now it might just be me (it probably is and no one is reading at this point), but I think that's pretty cool.
The winds on Jupiter are interesting too - you know how Jupiter is really stripey? Well each different colour stripe is a channel of wind going in alternate directions - completely different to the winds we have on earth (can you imagine sailing in wind that just kept changing its direction by 180°?). So I actually enjoyed myself and didn't have to have a little cry on the train home, which was nice. Woo!
ANYWAY RAILTON. ENOUGH SCIENCE.
Not even a little bit more?
NO.
Sorry guys, got a little carried away there...
In other news, I made the grave mistake of going on a run with two lightweights who were (a) obviously much lighter than my fat self, (b) fitter than me and (c) much better at running than me. For a 10 miles. I shit you not when I say my heart rate was above 180 for a good hour. There were patches where I couldn't get it below 190. On what was supposed to be a nice UT2 run. Oh dear lord.
Yes, I was in a very un-fun place.
I eventually said when we had about 40mins to go, in what sounded brilliantly poignant and dramatic in my head (but what was probably just a lot of incomprehensible wheezing in real life), "Just go on without me!".
And they did, thank God.
I walked around Coton for a bit convinced I was going to die then manned up and a third ran, third walked and third limped home. In my defence I was a little bit ill (and not in my defence I knew 10 miles was too far but I just said "Oh, it'll be FINE" in stereotypical me fashion). I had spent most of Christmas sounding like the gingerbread man from Shrek (and I really did!) and still haven't really got over it.
I don't know why, but since I've stop training an insane amount my body seems to have become über pathetic and exceptionally prone to breaking.
LAME. |
It's a downward spiral, which will only lead to your siblings having tears streaming down their faces with how much a of twat you sound like while you look for something to throw at them.
A life lesson there people. If you've lost your voice, don't go on sweary rants because you'll sound ridiculous.
Finally, I need some help. I foolishly have brought a bunch of these.
Oooo! |
Oh fuck. That's quite a lot of mugs isn't it? |
Nothing says insanity like a very small room fulled with lots and lots of the same thing. |
So, I do hate to sound like a massive douche trying to sell you stuff all the time, BUT MY ROOM IS FULL OF MUGS and they are pretty cool anyway. And £7 is pretty bargainous. I also made you a flowchart. Because I like flowcharts. And I'm a mathmo and FLOWCHARTS ARE FUN. And why just say "Hey, if you want a mug, drop me an email", when you can do a flow chart to say the same thing!
P.S. I will try and learn how to write less long and windy blog posts one day, sorry.
P.P.S. MY ROOM IS FULL OF MUGS.
Noooo, don't write shorter posts! They are great! :-D
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry, I don't want a mug, I'm afraid I don't like tea :-P
@Jenna: You don't like tea? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
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Fair play! You're forgiven :-) I should do a coffee version. Maybe me just shouting "DRINK MORE COFFEE" or something :-)
ReplyDeleteThat feeling pathetic bit is very true! I had to take a few weeks off with a intercostal muscle tear, and in that time where I wasn't training everything else just started aching and generally hurting all the time for no good reason.
ReplyDeleteHow do normal people cope?!
How much do you reckon postage will be for one of those mugs?
And oh the blisters from taking a couple of months off. It's like being a novice again.
ReplyDeleteMTFU HANDS!
RE postage - I think it'll be about £3-4. They apparently weight about 300g each on my slightly dodgy kitchen scales, so with a load of packaging...?
I enjoyed this post - more science always welcome! Astrophysics is awesome, except I don't think I could cope with the maths. Popular science ftw :p
ReplyDeleteCheers Jon! Don't you worry, there's more Science on the way :-)
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