Circa one hour of hacking away at a pumpkin with a very sharp penknife led to this, possibly the only rowing-orientated pumpkin carving ever. YES THAT'S A FUCKING PUMPKIN WITH AN ERG ON IT! :D
Now making spicy pumpkin soup WITH ADDED BACON + BONUS BACON + DID I MENTION THERE WAS BACON IN IT.
Other news from the New House of Awesome is that we now have a massive cuddly duck called Gordon. It is not an unsubstantial duck which lead to several people on Thursday evening being overtaken by a girl with a large soft duck strapped to her back. I really do hope they were ashamed :D
It was a bit of a shame for my housemate Harriet who had bought a new shiny iPad the same day, only to have said purchase completely eclipsed with my COMPLETELY AWESOME MASSIVE DUCK.
I feel the role of Gordon should be as a sort of advice duck. e.g. Gordon says: "Fez's are cool!"
"I can type a damn site faster than you can woman! Move it!"
"You should read this book. It's FUCKING ACE."
"You should aim to produce a puddle as big as this man [Steve Redgrave]. Let's hope the other guy in the pair is Pinsent else they're going to be in the bank very very soon."
So go forth and make rowing related pumpkin carvings and I'll be back soon with something more drawing-y and probably related to fours head and EPIC EPIC COLD. Night!