Eating scrambled eggs with a comb from a shoe.
Drinking a cup of tea with a unicorn.
Constructing a castle made entirely of profiteroles with a blunt chisel.
Attacking Henry the Hoover with an axe.
Tickling a badger with a rubber chicken.
Beating the scum with an oar.
Please see previous post.
Chasing a llama with a spade.
Dr Barden proving the s-cobordism theorem with Dennis the Menace.
Thank you for participating in this little experiment. I am happy to learn that there are people out there who are at least as weird as I am :D (Shaving a squirrel with a chainsaw?!?!)