Anna vs. Subconscious

Sometimes me and my brain don't get on too well.

I have a numbers duvet cover because I am a COOL MATHMO.

My subconscious, a.k.a. "A complete bastard".

It has an evil streak. A really evil streak.

I hope my brain isn't actually that shape....

Finally, my alarm goes off.

Little. BASTARD.

I do not wake up refreshed. Mainly because I haven't woken up at all.

As an aside, you can get a JLS duvet cover and pillow set (from Amazon, in the very unlikely event you're interested...)

The Amazon advertising robots are going to go to town on this, I can tell.

But, even more surprising, you can get a double duvet set.

This throws up some contradictory observations.
(1) Someone likes JLS enough to go to the trouble of buying a duvet cover with their faces on.
(2) Double duvet cover ⇒ not single.
(3) Double bed ⇒ presumably they get laid occasionally.

But how can (1) ⇒ (2) and (3)??? IT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE!

The only explanation I can think of for this is that sometimes science cannot explain everything. It's a sad thought :-(