|I have a numbers duvet cover because I am a COOL MATHMO.|
|My subconscious, a.k.a. "A complete bastard".|
|It has an evil streak. A really evil streak.|
|I hope my brain isn't actually that shape....|
Finally, my alarm goes off.
As an aside, you can get a JLS duvet cover and pillow set (from Amazon, in the very unlikely event you're interested...)
|The Amazon advertising robots are going to go to town on this, I can tell.|
(1) Someone likes JLS enough to go to the trouble of buying a duvet cover with their faces on.
(2) Double duvet cover ⇒ not single.
(3) Double bed ⇒ presumably they get laid occasionally.
But how can (1) ⇒ (2) and (3)??? IT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE!
The only explanation I can think of for this is that sometimes science cannot explain everything. It's a sad thought :-(